District 20 Area 11

Guilford Connecticut Alcoholics Anonymous

A.A. Humor

We're Not A Glum Lot

The man chairing the meeting called on a younger member to share.
She said, "Oh, I've had a terrible day.  I wasn't centered.  I felt alienated.  My child within was deprived.  I wasn't self-actualized at all!

An old timer who was hard of hearing leaned over and whispered to a friend, " What did she say?"

The friend replied, "She says she's hungry, angry, lonely and tired."

Pat and Mike agree that when one dies, he'll come back and tell the other what heaven's like.  When Mike dies he comes back and says to Pat, "well, I have good news and bad news.  The good news is there's A.A. in heaven.  The bad news is you're the speaker tonight.